The Thirstiest Boys You Know...
The Family is a queer vampire epic about seduction, self-discovery, friendship, blood, and found family, all wrapped up in monstrous cravings. It began as a Patreon serial, but you can also get it in three collected eBooks--and soon in paperback!
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Please scroll to the bottom of the page for content warnings that contain spoilers.
Part 1
Bookish, lonely farm boy Liam finally heads off to college at 20, determined to enjoy his freedom. He's gonna party, he's gonna get laid, and dammit, he's gonna enjoy himself. Except it kind of sucks.
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Gianni never struggles with anything but boredom: the chief difficulty in the life of a vicious, century old vampire. And then his pretty little roommate Liam reminds him what he loves about being alive, and Gianni decides he simply has to have him.
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It begins as pure entertainment, a provisional friendship. Then it turns into a challenge. Then something like love, at times indistinguishable from hate. It’s a love story for monsters, and the beginning of something that will affect their lives, families, friends, and world forever.
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Which, for a vampire, is a hell of a long time.
Part 2
Liam and Gianni have each other now, but the rest of their world is unraveling.
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Gianni's eternal struggle with his Uncle and maker Giuseppe's prescient visions is coming to a head.
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James is seeing ghosts who won't give him a moment's peace.
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Madison's curiosity is leading her head first into vampire drama.
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And Aldo... well, Aldo's securely in the grip of vampires so evil, with a plan so obscure, that not even Liam can save him.
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Yet.​​​
Extended Epilogue
Get the extended epilogue for free! An entire novella devoted to wrapping up Aldo's loose ends. As much as they can be wrapped, anyhow.
SPOILER ALERT: Content warnings
Gaslighting, headfucking, blood drinking, bite play, blood play, blood-as-lube, minor breath play, mmm romantic and sexual content, murder, monster mcs, disregard for human life, mad science, psychic sex and communication, suicidal ideation, honeypots, trauma and its mental fallout, kidnapping, protective mc, family homophobia, mediumship/speaking to the dead, vigilantism, traumatic pasts, prophetic visions, family secrets, limited discussion of HRT and the effects of vampirism on a trans person, excessive geeking over art, music, literature, and movies as bonding.